Thursday, February 22, 2007

Schotty's Paw

It isn't the Deuce's place or desire to get involved in presidential politics. We support nor reject any candidate unless they step up Kennedy-style and pay us for our votes. We only remark on this story because it involves the implicit endorsement of a former NFL head coach and the endorsement's horrible consequences.

Rudy Giuliani is seeking advice from the FEC regarding speaking fees. Fees from recent Giuliani speaking engagements have come under fire. One of the speeches came on the 14th in San Diego. The Washington Post reported that one of the undercard participants for the San Diego speech was none other than coaching genius Marty Schottenheimer. If there's one guy who knows about winning the big one, it's good ol' Schotty.

Stupid, stupid Rudy. He might as well return all his campaign contributions. He's sealed his fate. He'll win the Republican nomination and lose the general election. Doesn't he know Marty will get you to the playoffs and then choke away the big one? Clearly he knows nothing about Martyball or football. Any person who knows nothing about football shouldn't be president.

It's rumored that Jerry Glanville will quit as Hawaii head coach and join the Rudy's campaign as a senior advisor. We can't wait until Rick Kotite and Wayne Fontes show up to campaign for Rudy during the New Hampshire and Iowa primaries.

1 comment:

Chimpanzee Rage said...

If he had any hope in winning anything, its been lost now