Wednesday, February 7, 2007

I Don't Eat No Ham And Eggs

Yo Todd, do you eat em? Nuh uh, not at all. "I ain't scared of you country bumpkins. I want my...money back!"

Welcome back, Todd Bozeman. It may be early in Boze's second life but we've been able to figure a few things about the new coach. He does a terrible Bernie Mac impression and he idolizes Ike Turner and David Justice. He also doesn't like ham sandwiches.

Nothing says Morgan State more than a tight marching band, a homecoming brawl, a losing basketball team or beating restaurant managers like Jason Kidd on Juwanna...Jumanji, whatever. Ask Bob Ryan for the right spelling. He loves her.

Maybe the Boze was trying to keep it halal. No trichinosis of the body or mind for the Bears.

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