Monday, January 29, 2007

Don't Make Shawn Kemp Jealous

You won't like him when he's jealous. Neither will all the women he's going to impregnate when he finds out that Latrell Sprewell is being sued for $200 million by the mother of his shorties.

Candace Cabbil sued Spree alleging that he broke a co-habitation agreement and pulled a PJ Carlisimo on her. She had four of his shorties and is the guardian for another one he had with another woman. He's on five and creeping up on Kemp who has seven shorties with six different mothers.

When asked for comment, Kemp replied,
"Oh hell naw! You can tell Spree that I said he can sit on them spinners and go fuck himself cause ain't no way he's catchin' me! And I ain't never had no momma sue me for shit cause they know that's what they're gon' get if they do...still $200 mil is a lot of money."
Just to stay on the safe side, Santa Kemp went out and fathered six more children with six different mothers. Merry New Year, shorties.

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