David Witthoft here is 11 years old and he's been wearing the same Brett Favre jersey every day since he got it for Christmas when he was 7 years old. That is an interesting human interest story there in and of itself, but the Deuce really wants to know how this child still fits in this jersey? In looking at the picture of young David, its clearly because he has zero body fat whatsoever and possibly because he stopped growing at age 7. Look at this kid, he's got to be rivaling the Olsen Twins in amount of bones protruding out of his body. Those aren't shoulder pads you see, they are shoulder blades. Someone give this poor kid a freakin hamburger, with cheese...and bacon. Mmmmm bacon.Image & Story From Fox News
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the kid is a lying punk. 1460 days is like 5 years or something. I hate people that manipulate other's emotions with BS news stories extolling the afflicted.
Call me a lying punk! You want to see it! I'll show it to you. Yep, its David. And when I might be on the Letterman show in a week, the first thing I'm saying is,"this freak who said this is a man wh!@#
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