You Must Think Like The Dolphin

Two Dolphins stories together are like two Dolphins fans in the same place. Chris Rock once said, "Seeing two Dolphins fans in the same place is like seeing two Indians in the same place". The shit just don't happen. Just remember where you were when it happened.


What The Problem Is?

You have to wonder when David Boston's dad is going to throw him out of the game or flag him for a 15 yard personal foul. Like sand through the hourglass, David Boston was arrested again.

This time, Boston was arrested and charged with false imprisonment, battery and resisting an officer without violence. He started arguing with his wife, Renee after he left the house and locked it with their month old daughter inside the house while she was on a walk with their two-year old daughter.

Boston threw a cushion at his wife while she was holding the baby and pulled the phone cord out of the wall to prevent her from calling 911. He then barricaded himself in the house with a Bowflex and weapons provided by Tank Johnson ... Ok maybe that last part didn't happen but it's only a matter of time.


Why I Go In And Out Of Comas All The Time


French toast please! Trent Green wants back in the game and hopefully he'll get french toast to go along with the scrambled eggs in his head. He claims he has no symptoms from the hit he took on October 7.

The Miami Herald suggests that his full participation in practice and lack of symptoms suggests that Green may not have suffered a Grade 3 concussion. I think he's just used to the symptoms and he thinks everything's normal.

Who knows? Maybe he is fine to play. He'll know it's time to hang it up when he starts thinking and talking like Merrill Hoge. If he starts sending hate mail to Vince Young, he may be in need of an intervention.

By the way, let's leave on a high note and laugh at the assclown that is Joey Porter. Here's to 0-16.