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Call your kid rocky or some derivation of the name and he stands a good chance to be in the NFL and tough as hell
Roc Alexander - hou cb (IR knee)The Baileys -
Rocky Bernard - sea dt
Rocky Boiman - ind lb
Rock Cartwright - was rb
Rocky Mcintosh - was lb
Boss Bailey - det lb
Champ Bailey - den cb
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These guys are so tough their names are fucking weapons. Can you get tougher than that?
H. B. Blades - was lbThe Slice and Dice Guys -
Melvin Bullitt - ind s
Anthony Cannon - det lb
John Browning - den DT (cut)
Corey Mace - buf de (prac sqd.)
Marcus Spears - dal de
Takeo Spikes - phi lb
These tough-men prefer to let the blade do their work, and their name shows their prowess with the knife's edge.
Jay Cutler - den qbThe Serial Killers -
DJ Hackett - sea wr
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Arnaz Battle - sf wrThe Sexual Predators -
Thump Belton - det rb (cut)
Curry Burns - no s (cut)
Frank Gore - sf rb
Cedric Killings - hou dt (ir)
Josh Savage - no de (prac sqd)
Chad Slaughter - oak t (cut)
Stay away from these tough-guy sexual deviants...
Jermon Bushrod - no TThe Sexual Predator Police -
Madison Hedgecock - nyg rb
...or he might ask you questions on national television. This guy is just plain scary.
Chris Hanson - ne pThe Carpenters -
These tough guys will take their hammers and nail you to the ground, just ask them what their names are.
Na'il Diggs - car lb
Tom Nalen - den c
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These guys names are just badass in their own, unclassifiable ways. How can you label a D'brickashaw?
Bam Childress - ne wr (prac. sqd.)The Arctic Death -
D'brickashaw Ferguson - nyj OT
Tuff Harris - mia cb - (prac. sqd.)
AJ Hawk - gb lb
Atlas Herrion - hou g (cut)
Turk McBride - kc dt
These guys are so coldblooded their tough names will freeze you in fear.
Bobby Blizzard - cin te (cut)The Tanks -
Derek Frost - was p
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One of these guys had an arsenal in his own house...that is tough as shit.
Tank Johnson - dal dt (suspended)The Video Gamers -
Tank Williams - min s
A man's man plays video games, and a mans man remembers the joys of the atari and playing with different colored blocks against other different colored blocks...a man's man also plays Madden.
Atari Bigbie - gb s
Patrick Chukwurah - tb lb - kinda sounds like the madden 98 tackle sound *CHUKWURAH*!
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Their names pretty much speak for themselves. Lynching is a pretty fucking horrid way to die, just ask Saddam.
John Lynch - den sThe Mans Men -
Marshawn Lynch - buf rb
These guys are such manly, tough guy men, that they let you know they are manly in their own names.
Nick Mangold - nyj cThe Mass Murderers -
Logan Mankins - ne g
Hannibal Naives - sf lb:
Hannibal was the leader of some of the bloodiest battles on this planet and fictional serial killer.
Igor Olshansky - sd de:
Igor The Assassin former KGB agent believe to be the murderer of Alexander Litvinenko and who knows whom else.
18 comments:
No Mack Strong? Best. Fullback. Ever.
Ahem...Mike Sellers would like to have a word with you
I don't think you know what D'Brickashaw means. It comes from Father Ralph de Bricassart, who was the priest in The Thorn Birds, which was a novel by Colleen McCullough from 1977 that became a TV mini-series in 1983. Not as badass as it sounds.
Interesting factoid Jordan. I would agree with you that its not as badass if he was named De Bricassart Ferguson, thankfully, he's not and his toughness reigns!! Strong like brick!!!
how about Troy Aikman?
YOU FORGOT ROCKY CALMUS LB
you forgot rocky calmus lb
1.Charles Dutton, who played Roc Emerson in the hit early 90's Fox series 'Roc' is not amused.
2. And Plaxico is plenty tough. Plexiglass holds a pretty well, even to the strongest of storms.
Yeah, you probably left Mack Strong out cuz he would be the only one who could occupy two different categories...
Don't forget about the FB named Joey Goodspeed! A fullback named Goodspeed...kills me every time...
No Junior "Say Ow"?
Tank Tyler, D-tackle for the Chiefs
What about Boomer Grigsby.
These are good, might have to make a follow-up post with em in it. Keep em coming in!
Booger McFarland FTW.
Natrone Means
tank tyler tank johnson are heavier (literally and figuratively) than all of those other weapons
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