Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Dude You're Doing It Wrong

Leave it to the Portuguese to get bullfighting wrong.



Let me save you the trouble of thinking they're doing it wrong. They're not. Apparently bulls aren't allowed to be killed in Portuguese bullfighting rings. The fighters known as forcados aren't brave either. The horns are covered with leather to protect them. They're not just stupid. They're also lil' bitches. You want to impress me? Coat the horns with poison then run at the bull.

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