TO Don't Know Football

This story should come as no surprise. T.O.'s not even smart enough to kill himself properly so how the hell is he going to learn a NFL offensive playbook?

T.O. can't read his playbook. In fact, the Cowboys excused him from learning a portion of the playbook during training camp last season because he was having problems grasping it.

Within the organization, T.O.'s lack of familiarity with the playbook wasn't a secret. Players knew. Coaches knew. Front-office personnel knew. After all, Romo and others had to tell him the plays during practice, on occasion, so it surprised few when he wasn't sure what to do during games.

Tony Romo had to tell him the plays during the Cowboys playoff loss to the Seahawks because he had no clue what he was doing. He falls asleep in meetings and leaves his playbook in his locker at night...Holy shit, T.O.'s illiterate. At least Dexter Manley was able to do his job well even if he couldn't read Ricky Raccoon or the USA Today.

What other explanation could there be? He yells at quarterbacks when they don't throw him the ball so it'll look like it's their fault. Never mind the fact that he also drops every other ball thrown his way when he does run the right route.

The meeting between T.O. and the coaches about this must have been like a very special episode of Blossom.

Parcells: Terrell, we know you don't know the plays and we also think you can't read.
T.O.: Whoa!

Radio won't have to worry this upcoming reason. The playbook under Wade Phillips will consist of every takeout menu in Irving. Eat fresh, Dallas.