Thursday, October 2, 2008

Ambiorix Burgos Is On A Rampage

New York Mets' pitcher Ambiorix Burgos is currently on a Grand Theft Auto like rampage. Down in the Dominican Republic, he is now being sought after by police for a hit and run where it is alleged that he hit and killed 2 women with his SUV. This is after the injured pitcher was arrested last month for allegedly throwing his girlfriend to the ground where he stands to possibly serve up to a year of jail time. Police have no idea where he is right now either.

Ambiorix is a one man wrecking crew. All he needs to do now is acquire some firearms and go on a random shooting spree and Rockstar Games will have a good storyline for "Grand Theft Auto V: Dominican Nights". Lets hope the cops can find him and whatever justice that can be served will be.

Another smart move by Omar Minaya bringing him in right there by the way, he totally deserves that extention doesnt he? Who did he trade to get him? Oh right, Brian Bannister!

Via ESPN

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

While Minaya is a good GM, he has some problems finding relievers and corner outfielders. I think he's been coasting on his reputation after his first year with the Mets when we brought in Pedro and Beltran.

Oh yeah, Burgos is an idiot.

Chimpanzee Rage said...

I know his dismantling of the Expos organization wasn't entirely his fault...but I cannot stand Minaya because of it.