Thursday, May 29, 2008

Eagles and Cowboys Fight For Spot Under The Bus


Training camp is still months off and the NFC East is falling into the Redskins hands. Maybe that's a bit much. A Dan Snyder-owned team will always implode like Six Flags. However the Eagles and Cowboys are busy fighting for room under the proverbial bus.

Former Eagle Hugh Douglas ripped Eagles OT Winston Justice for getting his ass handed to him last season in the Eagles loss to the Cowboys Giants in which QB Donovan McNabb was sacked 12 times.
"If they don't bite when they're puppies, they're not going to bite when they're grown dogs,'' Douglas, the former Eagles Pro Bowl defensive end, said over the phone last night, repeating what he has said about Justice on WIP-610 AM's Morning Show. "It just doesn't look like he has any fight in him. If you look at his demeanor, it's like he's not even a football player.''

..."It's one thing to be out-talented by Osi Umenyiora,'' Douglas said last night. "Everybody gets beat. But do something, anything, to keep that guy away from your quarterback - grab him, bite him, something.''

Way to boost the kid's morale. Umenyiora must be drooling at facing Justice again. He had six sacks last September. He may break double digits in their first game next season.

Things aren't much better in Texas where Terence Newman wasted no time in calling out Roy Williams for "being poor in pass coverage and [implying] that he needs to keep his weight down". He also alluded to Williams getting the "deer in the headlights" look during plays.

Calling Williams out in public will no doubt lead to better play next season. Pacman is getting more love from the Cowboys these days. Royboy may want to point out that Newman doesn't have a NFL rule named after him that prevents people from snappin' a neck. Then again going on a cruise instead of showing up to OTAs may not be the best way to fight the criticism.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude...those 12 sacks were against the champs. Let's get that straight. Osi's on the champs, not the chumps.

Chimpanzee Rage said...

I do not think you read the post correctly. Please come back and try again.

Anonymous said...

I quote the article:

"Former Eagle Hugh Douglas ripped Eagles OT Winston Justice for getting his ass handed to him last season in the Eagles loss to the Cowboys in which QB Donovan McNabb was sacked 12 times."

The Giants sacked McNabb 12 times, not the Cowboys. If Hugh Douglas said that I would rip him, but he didn't write that.

Chimpanzee Rage said...

Ahh yea you're right, i just read the article he cited. I was just stickin up for Mustafa there and apparently thats the last time i'll do that. He's gotta change it, the dumbass.

Anonymous said...

And to even mention Osi in the quote should have given the hint...

OK, my venting is done.

Mustafa Redonkulous said...

D'oh! I blame Nate Newton's weed.