Chimp's NFL Week 12 Pick Em

Last week we went an incredible 12-2, winning the locks and the upset specials of the week. Phenomenal week altogether, lets try to keep the momentum going this week. Overall, this puts Chimp's Picks at 86-67 on the season, a phenomenal 56% rate, the magic number, also 6-5 on the locks of the week and 5-6 on the upset specials. Lets quickly get onto the picks, sadly without any write-ups this week as I am at Mrs. Rage's parents house and she is glaring at me from the couch as we watch Elf on the USA network. Ahhh the holidays. As always, all lines are from TheGreek. Hot cheerleader is Jennifer from the Philadelphia Eagles. Scroll to the bottom if you want to skip to the Upset Special and the Lock of the Week.*

Cleveland at CINCINNATI -14

Chicago at MINNESOTA -11

Washington at PHILADELPHIA -3

MIAMI -3.5 at Buffalo

ARIZONA +3 at Tennessee

Seattle at ST. LOUIS +3

TAMPA BAY +11.5 at Atlanta

CAROLINA +3 at New York Jets

JACKSONVILLE +3.5 at San Francisco

Kansas City at SAN DIEGO -14

UPSET SPECIAL OF THE WEEK

NEW ENGLAND +3 at New Orleans

LOCK OF THE WEEK

INDIANAPOLIS -3.5 at Houston

*Deuce of Davenport is only doing this column for entertainment purposes only, you'd be a fool to actually follow any of this advice and/or these picks. We accept no responsibility for anyone actually gambling with these picks.