Monday, August 3, 2009

Bikini World Record Bid Comes Up A Bit Short

An attempt to break the record for most women in bikinis photographed at one time was foiled yesterday when just 42 of the required 1,924 women actually showed up. Whoops, someone's gonna get fired. The organizers are reportedly blaming the bad weather forecast in the English town of Southend-on-Sea for the amount of no-shows...not the pervy photographer who wanted to break this record. The record of 1,924 is currently he'd by the Russians.

One woman summed it up brilliantly

"It's pretty rubbish I must admit. We really need to try harder.

"It made be feel pretty embarrassed to be British when we can't even mount a decent challenge."

Wait, she is embarrassed that the British couldn't mount a decent challenge? I'd think she'd be used to it by now? When exactly did the British last mount a "decent challenge" to anything? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Oh, right, you're probably just staring at those pics of bikini clad women there. Those women were not from this attempt sadly, they were from the previous record breaking attempt...no one wants to look at a beach full of British women anyway.'

From Telegraph UK

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