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Is Andrew Bynum the love child of Doug E. Fresh and Usher? Oh his rehab is going well in case you were wondering.
"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty alright you know. I didn't hurt my bum at all."
Willis sat at his locker Sunday morning and calmly answered questions from reporters for about 15 minutes. He said he wants to "live and play baseball" and seemed upbeat about his chances for a recovery."This is not something where I'm too amped up, I don't know where I'm at, and I'm running sprints up and down the parking lot. They (the doctors) see something in my blood that they don't like. I'm not crazy. My teammates might think I'm crazy. But this is not something like that."
"When people are in distress, we should come to the rescue," said Simpson. "We shouldn't further their distress."Via Dallas News.com
"This incident has caused us severe emotional distress, we have been on the move ever since and have not been able to rest at all for fear that this disturbed person will attempt to make good on his statements and attempt to harm my daughter and possibly us as well,"
I'd say she's been on the move, lots of moves on that Dancing With the Stars show. Although, since I never watch it so I have no clue how she's doing on it. She could move like a Wookie in a tar pit for all I know.
Bail for O'Ryan was set at $35,000 and a restraining order is in place for him to stay 100 yards away from Johnson and have zero contact with her. Yea...that'l do it. Just tell him not to stalk her. I'm sure no one has done that before. She'll be totally safe now. Just remember kids, nothing can stop the Pedobear.
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"I'm booked up," said Dr. J. Stephen Jones, chairman of regional urology at the Cleveland Clinic's Glickman Urological and Kidney Institute. "My schedule on that part of the month filled up very quickly. It filled up ahead of time."Perfect sense? My idea of enjoying the NCAA tournament involves macrobrews and fried food. It doesn't involve a frozen bag of peas on my balls. The Oregon Urology Institute is offering pizza and a bag of frozen peas as gifts for men that sign up for the snip during the tournament.
Scheduling the procedure to coincide with hoops hoopla makes perfect sense, says Jones, who has done more than 2,000 vasectomies.
“That’s why Manny ran away from home and became a boxer. He saw his dad eat his dog.One can see how "Get at me, dog" could be heard as "Get at me dog" especially if the listener is hungry like Manny's dad, Rosalio was when he went after his son's dog. Little did he know he created a killer who strikes more fear in the hearts of Mexicans than the combination of El Guapo and the chupacabra.
“The Philippines is a poor place, there’s no welfare, no health system and if you don’t have a job or money then ...
“Manny was 14. He was very upset and that’s why he ran away from home. He ran away to Manila and ended up in a boxing gym."
Some scenarios law officers just can’t be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female.There's nothing we can add that SFW to make this better.
"Everyone has the right to think about politics," [Venezuelan President Hugo] Chavez said after reading an article about the incident from The Associated Press. "This is shameful.It wasn't bad for Ordonez. He was cheered when he struck out and when he was replaced.
"Viva Magglio, and all our patriots!" Chavez added.
Malone's statement was a response to this quotation by Hannity: "But I think what happened with Bush Derangement Syndrome -- this is important -- is that they so went after the president. They accused our troops of being Nazis, compared them to the gulags, said they were terrorizing women and children in the dark, and accused them of murder without even any evidence." He continued, "These are congressmen and senators doing this."Tony Blankley responded with an "I'll hold your coat for you" as though he was a member of James Brown's backing band. "Can I get up and do my thing?" "Yeah!" Eleanor Clift jumped out and started yelling at Blankley. "Can I talk?? I want to finish what I'm saying!!"
Malone replied, "Well, first of all, the Congress and the senators need to be slapped around for saying it. These are our kids." He went on, "Look at me. Turn the cameras off, and I'll slap them. OK."
Attending the annual N.F.L. rookie symposium as a 2001 draft pick of the Buffalo Bills, Henry watched a skit that dramatized the repercussions of imprudent sexual activity. It might as well have been geared toward him.Henry blames his lack of a father figure as well as the gold digger tendencies of the mothers for his situation. He insists that he loves his children but can't afford to take care of them due to his current situation. He's looking at 10 to life for the drug case and claims he can't keep up with the child support payments. Unfortunately for him, the law doesn't agree. Even Shawn Kemp is breathing a sigh of relief that he's not in Henry's situation.
Henry laughed through the sketch. “I thought, ‘That ain’t ever going to happen to me,’ ” he said.
This guy is great, he has the camera right on him for a few seconds, he's cheering, but in the middle of it, he decides its time to step it up a little and do the ole V to the mouth with the tongue thing, does it, but can't hold it for more than a few seconds because he cracks himself up while doing it. Ya gotta hold that pose son! You don't get those opportunities often to make a jack-ass out of yourself on regional television!
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Coach Stan Van Gundy said several players vomited and he quipped, "I was about one bump away."
PG Tyronn Lue said, "It was unbelievable. Man, I was like, ‘I’m going to be like John Madden and take the bus."’
"That was the worst flight I’ve ever been on," veteran PG Rafer Alston said. "Forty straight minutes of turbulence."
As if these guys don't have it rough enough, shuttling across the country for a rough stretch of games, but they had to deal with that. That kind of flight would knock anyone off their game, even Dwight Howard who, despite tallying 27 points, did the unforgivable and allowed Kwame Brown to drop 10 points on his ass. His shame is real.
Some 9.7 million viewers in Germany watched the unexpected announcement on the show "You Bet ..?" in which both Becker, 41, and Kerssenberg, 32, were guests. Kerssenberg who was obviously moved by the gesture, then went on to say 'no' to a shocked Becker.It shouldn't be too long before Becker blames his engagement fail on the Russian mafia.
"The NBA decided not to release the Krypto-Nate T-shirt because of future initiatives we are working on with Warner/DC Comics," an NBA source told The Post.Yeah I'll be rushing out to buy this abortion of a T-shirt. It's somewhat appropriate that the first attempt failed. If the Slam Dunk contest is any barometer, it'll take about 12 times before the NBA finally gets it right and the results will be underwhelming. Regardless, Rudy Fernandez is not impressed.
The NBA instead released a generic Robinson T-shirt containing only Robinson's name and status as the 2006 and 2009 Slam-Dunk champion.